SSB interview is actually a fun of 5 days and may be more if everything goes fine, since you haveย heardย about SSB interview you must have come across few rumors/jokes about SSB interview which made you laugh or scared you. There are few top rumors/joke related to SSB Interview based on the comments published on SSBCrack Facebook Pageย on March 26th 2012.
This post is just to make you relax and remove theย unnecessaryย fear of SSB Interview.
Note:
- I have added the name of the person who commented.
- I have selected few rumors/jokes, got more likes compare to others.ย
- Just enjoy.ย
Top SSB Interview Rumors/Jokes
- Nachiket Barve: the mess boys also watch you and report back to the officers ๐
- Meghaneel Bora: The funniest one I have encountered isโฆ. They make you run forty. kilometers on empty stomach with a load of 60 kilos on your back. ๐
- Naren Man U Shekhawat: ki yaar MCO par pahunchte hi woh aapki har activicty watch karne lag jaate hโฆlol.
- Purohit Pinak: GD main woh hi select hote hain jo sabse jor se bolta hai & jyada se jyada derr tak!
- Sudip Kumar: They start tracking you as soon as you land on the city in which ssb is..
- Himanshu Negi: one more i thing i heard dat,, mess wale bhi ssb officers se mile hue hote hai.
- Ssbcrack: One boy from 10th class told me that Ragu and Rajiv (Roadies) come in SSB conference.ย
- Amit Vyas: The funniest one, When we were walking at platform of Allahabad Railway station, a Beautiful Hot girl was passing from near by. Me and two friends were gazing her, then suddenly one guy said, DONโT LOOK AT HER. SSB officials has sent this Girl to know our true behavior and she will now give our reports to SSB. Then even in waiting room that guy was terrifying us by pointing onto other passengers, Look at that person, he can be G.T.O, look at that lady she can be psychologistโ. LoL that guy has made us laugh like hell, though he was damn serious on his points. I have not seen him next day, probably he was screened outโ ๐
- Amit Vyas:ย Out of context, but Have anyone heard this Joke?ย RAJNIKANT WENT TO SSBโฆ.AND THE SSB WAS CONFERENCED OUT ๐
- Anurag Kaushik: this is hilarious.medical examination me ek larke ki butt chek ho rahi thi and the person checking it asked, โ cigarette peete ho ?โboy: kyu sirjee piche se dhua nikal raha h kya ?
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